Chapter 1
Chapter One: People don’t want to open a door and walk in to see a live session of porn.
Oh. S**t!
My senior year at Ridgeback High couldn’t have started on a better note. Not.
Everything was going absolutely fine. Perfect, even. I was being less clumsy. I mean, I didn’t even trip on air once and that is a considerable feat for me,
Well, until now.
I stared in horror at Melanie whose whole outfit was now soaked with my orange juice. I don’t even know how the whole d**n carton of juice flew out of my hand and landed on her head, drenching her from head to toe.
